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Peter Neilly is Out to Lunch
Breaking bread with interesting people
 
Out to Lunch!
with Peter Neilly
I am having lunch today with Les Brittan, one of the most entertaining auctioneers in the business. I first met Les 12 years ago at an auction he was conducting. As I entered the auction hall, I could see Les holding an oak toilet seat above his head, trying to auction it off and describing it as a mother-in-law’s picture frame, while trying to avoid the glaring looks from his wife, Linda. Les has chosen The Grafton Village Inn in Grafton, Ontario, for lunch. The Inn, originally opened in 1820 as John Grovers Tavern, is today operated as a successful bed and breakfast inn, with an excellent restaurant.
 
Photo - Les shares a moment with a penguin before the annual architectural Conservancy of Ontario ( Port Hope Branch) auction April 15. Items sold by Les at this auction were donated to raise funds for the ACO. (Anyone want a penguin? Going, going...SOLD)
Les Brittan
 
Peter: Les, you have been involved in the antique and auctioneering business
for over 35 years. What got you started in this crazy field?

Les: My wife, Linda and I had just sold our house in Burlington and were looking to buy in Northumberland because we liked the area. We saw a general store in Roseneath that we both liked, but it sold before we had a chance to make an offer.We ended up buying a place that was being operated as The Maple Lodge. It was owned by a lady who used to rent rooms to the men working on the highway.We had the only home with numbers on the bedroom doors and four bathrooms.We opened an antique store there and started going to auctions to buy stock.We would bid on a piece of furniture, bring it home, strip it, refinish it, polish it and display it in the store for sale. If it didn't sell after a while, we would take it back to the auction, where we would usually get a little bit more for it. Eventually, a light went on. The auctioneer would receive 25% from the original owner for selling it to us, we would do all the refinishing work, send it back to the auction, and the auctioneer would get
another 25% from us. Here is a guy who gets 50% and didn't even own the piece. I liked the concept. I would always mimic the auctioneer while driving back from the sale and eventually my wife suggested that I become an auctioneer.

Peter: Did you take a course?

Les: I took a course at an auctioneering school in Mason City, Iowa. It was originally started after the Second World War as an auction training school for military personal returning from the war without a vocation.

Peter: I know you have volunteered your services to many fund raisers and charities over the years and you have received many awards in recognition of your help.You also won The Auctioneer of the Year award in 1977.
 
Les: I really have enjoyed the business and I have met a lot of excellent people. My son, Shawn, is also an auctioneer. When he was young he would work as a handler at my auctions.He now operates Brittan’s Auction Hall in the London area. He sells antiques as well, but specializes in vintage motorcycles. He also does appraisals for customized bikes all over Ontario.

Peter: Over the years, you must have come across some interesting items at your sales and been involved in a few weird situations.
 
Les: I got call from a man in Cold Springs a few years back asking if I would do an auction for him at his farm. I asked what items he had to sell and he said just one, a horse. He was owed money by the horse's owner for feed and boarding and was
legally allowed to sell the horse at auction to recoup his money. I explained that it was his legal obligation to advertise the auction first and that as long as I got a day’s pay, I would be glad to conduct the auction. The sale time was 12 noon a few weeks later, so I arrived about 11 to set up. By 11:30, nobody had shown up and by 11:45, still nobody. Finally at 11:59, a half-ton pickup pulls up the drive and a huge man steps out and yells, "Is this the auction and where the hell's my horse?” The seller
of the horse, who hired me, had disappeared. So I decide to start the sale. "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sale." There is still only the one guy at the auction and he's standing there staring at me. I'm thinking it was hardly worth hooking up the speakers for this and I’m afraid to ask him if he has a bidding number, although I guess his number would be No. 1. I think the storage fees owed for the horse came to just over $1,800, but the horse was probably worth about six or seven thousand dollars. I read off the terms of the sale, explaining the lawful reason why the horse was being sold, and I try to start the bidding at $1,837.27 and there is absolute silence. And who do you look at when there’s still only this one 6-foot 6, 300-pound man staring at me and he's now holding the horse. From out behind the barn, I hear this faint voice saying "I bid $1,900.” It's the guy who is owed the money. Anyway the horse eventually sold to the owner (bidder No. 1) for $2,250.

Peter: There must be a lot of stories from all the auctions you’ve done.You could probably write a book.
 
Les: When I had the auction hall just north of Cobourg on Burnham Street, I got a call from a lady in town asking me to come over and pick up a few things she wanted to sell at the auction. She explained that she just lived down the street, but that I must come to her house between 12 and 1 o’clock and that I must be prompt. I showed up on time and she quickly ushered me downstairs. She asked me to take a few small items and a pair of ornate pressback chairs that had a unique pattern on them. I took the chairs and the other items back to the auction hall and one week later, I'm selling them. There's a guy at the back of the hall who is determined to buy these chairs and he keeps bidding until he owns them for around $300. After the sale, this guy is still hanging around and he comes up to me and says, "You’re not going to believe this, but I just live down the street and I have been searching for years to find a pair of chairs to match the ones I have in the basement and these are identical. Isn't it amazing?” Luckily, I've never seen or heard from either of them since.
 
Peter: Have you seen many changes in the auction business since you started?

Les: I think it’s really interesting how much the marketplace has changed and I’ve been around long enough to be part of it. Prices have fluctuated; the demographics have changed and will continue to change. I did an appraisal last January for an
elderly lady who was going into a retirement home. When she called she said that there weren’t many things because the kids were going to take most of it, but asked if I would mind coming over to look at what she had. When I arrived she took me into
the kitchen and showed me a nice oak table and chair set. The table had claw and ball feet and was in good condition so I told her the set should bring about $500 at an auction. "Five hundred dollars?” she yelled. "I paid that for it 20 years ago and I bought it from you. I thought you could get me a couple of thousand dollars for it." There were also some press back chairs and I told her they were worth between $125 to $130 each because they were in good shape, not painted and had matching patterns. "One hundred and twenty five?" she yelled once more. "I paid $125 for them and I bought those from you, too; and you told me that was a good deal back then".
I explained that it was a good deal back then, but the market changes. Prices and values fluctuate over time. Trends and tastes change, although I'm not sure if MacTac or Roxitone paint will ever make a comeback.
 
Peter: What's ahead for Les Brittan and family?

Les: I'm going to keep on auctioneering because I really enjoy it, but we are seriously considering moving to Panama. It would be a form of retirement, but we would probably still come back here for the summers.

Peter: Thanks again for meeting with me Les. It has been great seeing you again. Les’ philosophy is to enjoy life to the fullest because, as he says, we only go around once. If you ever get a chance to attend a Les Brittan auction, I can guarantee you will be well entertained. He has a sharp wit, a terrific sense of humour and his sales are great fun.
 
Les Brittan is available for auctions and can be reached at 905-885-5650. Shawn Brittan can also be contacted at 519-652-1377.

*Apparently Sandy (aka the Warden) had soup for lunch today. I felt badly ... but I did
remember to hand her the bill for the great meal Les and I enjoyed this afternoon.
 
Out to Lunch Archives:
 
Sandy Neilly - 77
Steven Lloyd - 76
Bill Dobson - 75
 Cal Earle - 74 Harold Carlaw - 73  Jeff Gadsden - 72 
Janice Griffith - 71
Les Brittan - 70 
Pam Ferrazzutti - 69
Mike Filey - 68
MacGregor Roulston - 67 
Lee Caswell - 66  
Rene Huard - 65
 
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